You eat, you are fat. You don't eat, you are a freak. You drink, you're an alcoholic, you don't drink you're a pussy. You read, you're a nerd, you don't read you're stupid. You tell a secret, you're an attention seeker; you don't tell a secret, you're still attention seeking. You let someone in, you're easy; you don't let someone in, you're too uptight. You smoke, you think you're cool; you don't smoke, you're a loser. You've had sex, you're a slut; you haven't had sex, you are a frigid little bitch. You wear make-up, you're a slag; you don't wear make-up, you're ugly. You can't please anyone, ever.